Drunken Memories:
Got so drunk one time I fell off the curb and hit a truck, split my nose open....got so drunk another time I fell asleep behind a club it was in the wintertime. I called a taxi to go home one night, it was very icy and slippery when I went to exit the cab I slipped underneath the cab, the cabdriver laughed so hard trying to assist me....I ended up crawling across the street....lol