Lmao me too!! Haha. No joke though I'm sure you can relate:@LillyK99 omgf "Like its the first and last day if your life"DEAD! Where on Earth did that absolute cracker of a saying even come from. You Me Pretty titties win MY play if the day! I legit fucking lost it at that!!!
Currently I have only 6 left, which is 6 more than I need. On 1 hand covid made kind of useless. On the other, my company got bought and the new company culture is... "different" (our CEO regularly sends communication videos wearing khaki trouser and polo shirts... Ties literally disappeared within 6 months after the acquisition).@Slopps how many suits do you have and do you like to be seen as a grump lol
Duh...@Slopps & @LillithX ... are you guys ever gonna MEAT ... Oops I mean meet up and get physical some day? I personally hope you do!
LOL... OK, I'm going to believe it's a serious question@Slopps are there any inconveniences that.... arise with having a well endowed penis? Do you have to buy bigger clothing? Have you ever considered surgery? Do you ever get envious of men that have smaller penises than yours? At what age did you realize that you have like a really big penis? Were you ever teased?
Btw these are totally serious questions appropriate for large breasted women so I'm curious if they apply to your life as well!
@VintageVixen who would you say in fcn have really make a positive impact on you and why?
@VintageVixen what's your favorite coffee drink?
Well it does change depending what they have during certain seasons. Currently it's been an iced guava passionfruit. Delicious!@nessabbyxo, what is your all time favourite order from Starbucks?
Is it weird that I'm a lil jealous that big dicks aren't as inconvenient as big boobs?LOL... OK, I'm going to believe it's a serious question
Obviously, without false modesty, it isn't that big. I'm pretty much sure half of all dildos sold in sex shops are my size or bigger, so it cannot really be any problem at all. Nor is it in daily life: I'm a "grower", not a "shower"...
Now about realizing:
Since I haven't been with a lot of different women and I joined fcn 3 years ago, I realized it was relatively big only after getting some nice comments here. Keep in mind: in the locker room, you typically wouldn't get an erectionand flaccid it's like everybody else's. So the only comparison was porn.
Omfg I'm speechless ... this here is so relatable fucking profound! I could not have described the sensation in English with words so eloquently the way you just so masterfully did! Curtsey, titty bump and a slap on the arse for bestowing that magically accurate description of "RIGHT THERE OMFG YES RIGHT FUCKING THERE ... HARDER HNGGGGG UHHHHHH" as they say in a porno near you sold in all good stores!Lmao me too!! Haha. No joke though I'm sure you can relate:
Being fucked so hard in just the right way that it's a surreal experience (I don't use drugs, get drunk or smoke weed fyi people). It's more amazing than anything you've ever experienced and your jaw drops as your eyes roll back in your head and you hear moaning escape your lips that has transcended from another place. You will base all future sexual experiences on this one because it's maddening and beautiful. Therefore it's like the first day of your life and the last day because you have awoken and died at the same time.
That's a good one. I would have to say I like "Doin' It" by LL Cool J@AlexWS, what's your favourite song to fap to?
Haggis made me sick.@AlexWS so you asked me a question so I'll ask one lol
So what are your top 3 foods you hate or will never eat no matter what?
Good answer ... the epitome of short and sweet even though there will be nothing short and everything sweet about that encounter. And I'm glad to hear it BTW, I can only imagine the pent up fuck lusty rage of pervy passion you will both unleash like starved, caged beasts released and what a masterpiece of anatomical art your bodies entwined will surely create together! #BigWhiteStatueInAMuseumWorthy Js.Currently I have only 6 left, which is 6 more than I need. On 1 hand covid made kind of useless. Also my company got bought and the new company culture is... "different" (our CEO regularly sends communication videos wearing khaki trouser and polo shirts... Ties literally disappeared within 6 months after the acquisition).
Grump is a lifestyle. I just own it
Duh...
LOL... OK, I'm going to believe it's a serious question
Obviously, without false modesty, it isn't that big. I'm pretty much sure half of all dildos sold in sex shops are my size or bigger, so it cannot really be any problem at all. Nor is it in daily life: I'm a "grower", not a "shower"...
Now about realizing:
Since I haven't been with a lot of different women and I joined fcn 3 years ago, I realized it was relatively big only after getting some nice comments here. Keep in mind: in the locker room, you typically wouldn't get an erectionand flaccid it's like everybody else's. So the only comparison was porn.