Roast the Avatar above you.

well I would stare into your eyes, but you've cut them out to put the focus mainly on your tits. Though from what I can see, there's not much to really look at under your shirt. Maybe the same can be said about your personality too?
 
@Sexy_Beast Firstly you're NOTevenSEXY and WHAT BEAST? WHERE?

Well, just NO to the staring, you wouldn't cause it sounds creepy and I'd not allow it.

If you were more observant you'd figure out that our profile pics change in dimensions and are regular on our wall but cropped in threads and I do have eyes on the uncropped version yet it somehow makes sense for you to use a pretty weird theory suggesting I purposely cut my eyes out so I could make my tits the focus of my pic and you to make them the topic of your retaliation. Wow. Thats pretty WEAK roasting game ... congratulations

Maybe that's why you have no head in your pic too ... or you could be hiding from the law, your wife, you don't like your own face or you're just really bad at selfies?

Obviously the guy's fixated on my tits and thinks judging my breast size is his job and is even okay somehow. It's not.

Also, mentioning and attempting to degrade my female form from what you think you can see from under my clothing as if you have the right to judge a woman negatively by suggesting she has small boobs as if that's an insult is so petty.

It's funny cause You're actually way off but I don't need to prove anything especially my boob size to you anyway!

How about I pick on your chest area from what I observe in your pic and let you know that You look like you have a nice pair of little A cup sized bitch tits yourself, maybe it's time for a training bra. (Not nice is it? But it IS a roast thread after all I guess)
 
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justagoodguy55 said:
Reminds me a little bit of Catweazle :)
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Oops I missed you back there guy who wasn't excellent, fantastic or great but just good!

My bad ... or maybe it was a good thing for you seeing as though you folded because "she" is just too rude when the member above you was actually a dude ... care to elaborate? I'm really curious because everything happens for a reason so I wonder what yours is.

One might even ponder if calling someone rude without an explanation is in itself kinda rude and baseless. Oh yeah, a bitta rudeness is what roasts are about aren't they?!
 
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I know that it was a guy that I was saying that too.
But how could someone like you even see the sarcasm behind a sentence like that.
Maybe the chemistry in your hair color has killed too much brain cells.
 
Oh really? Sarcasm?? Because there was nothing satirical or ironic about your "roast" attempting to use what you call sarcasm in a condescending tone as if I don't understand something based on my hair colour ... *that's such an intelligent assumption right there* (Actual sarcasm), epecially considering the lack of any irony or satire when calling a guy a girl. I feel like you're hiding what you originally said about a rude female because you were too scared/defeated to elaborate.

PS: Hmm, someone lacking brain cells WOULD use a cheap shot like the assumption that the chemisty in the colour of my hair is killing my brain cells when he has no idea which of the thousands of different products I have used ... you don't know where I get my hair done, who does my hair or what products I use.

Technology has come so far and colours are much safer otherwise they wouldn't have passed stringent testing. They're not damaging like peroxides and products containing ammonia etc. We aren't in the 80s anymore. Long live olaplex.
 
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Not as good, however, as having no picture for anyone to save. A lot of creeps out there.
 
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