Roast the Avatar above you.

Shit talking with humor.
Member all in good fun.

Let me have it.

 

D_go. The only person to name himself after my shortened name and still spell it wrong

 

I don't roast the dog, it's inhumane and PETA will be on my ass before anyone else

 

Not very chalant as fuck.

 

LOL

Sherlock Holmes should run for his money right now.

 

Really RP.
Aren't you tired of pushing wrong people away? You're not very chalant at it, give up already

 

With those breasts I'm surprised you can get any oxigen at all!

 

I think my roast was too hard.
Or maybe you folks don't feel like roasting me...
Go ahead, do your worse

 

You call yourself The Alpha huh? More like Duh Alpha. I mean just look at him,
Going to town, giving himself a nose-job, personally I prefer a blow-job....from beta "suck it."
You know which other Bozo calls himself Alpha, yep Donald, need I saw more?

* typing all this while enjoying some homemade vanilla*
*drops the blunt*

 

Your threads are stupid af.

 

I'd rather roast a chicken tbh

 

You’re a confused lesbian sub switch, but you switch between emo sub and guilt-trip sub.

 

I see you’re at my front door again.

*inflates*

 

You’re slow af.

 

I don’t get it.