Banter Why Are They Single?

Still doing his Elvis impersonations while on a date. Granted the man can sing but wearing the full body suit with rhinestones is almost too much for anybody. Let’s just scale back a little bit and get rid of the flight suits and sideburns. Small steps
 
Probably because she is always posting great, tempting pics of herself and her suitors are jealous. Other than that .... I really have no idea.
 
Judging from the profile picture, there is literally "no room left" for someone else :oops::p
 
Well, for one thing, most of the people who are attracted to her profile drawing are the same ones who would date or fuck Arial from Little Mermaid, Princess Jasmine from Aladdin and so on and so forth. They are attracted to fantasy! So when this really pretty and cool lady in @SweetLesGirl shows up in person for their first date, they don’t know how to act.
Plus she looks at posts from pregnant chicks from over three years ago. :)
 
He is single cus of his massive toy collection, which he needs to start saving for at least the third date.
 
Hannah__- said:
He is single cus of his massive toy collection, which he needs to start saving for at least the third date.
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Pretty sure she is single because she stalks guys with toy collections on here. I mean... c’mon. I don’t even know you. If want to see the toys, come out of the bushes and I can show them to you. :)
 
Fildo66 said:
Pretty sure she is single because she stalks guys with toy collections on here. I mean... c’mon. I don’t even know you. If want to see the toys, come out of the bushes and I can show them to you. :)
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I don’t stalk... I watch from out of sight, and I definitely will just stay in the bushes.
Maybe you are single for not appreciating a bush guardian doing her job.
 
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