Game Fortunately Unfortunately

[Dirtymatt]

Unfortunately I am actually lactose intolerant

 

[Still_Waters]

Fortunately that means more cheese for the rest of us

 

[duncanh1n3z]

Unfortunately, as a side effect I’ve started binge eating blocks of cheese in my sleep.

Fortunately that means more cheese for the rest of us

Unfortunately I am binge eating blocks of cheese in reality (as in now)

 

[Saximony]

Fortunately im not in the same room as you people binge eating cheese as you are also cutting the cheese.

 

[Dirtymatt]

Unfortunately new news reports indicate human flatulence methane production is now the leading cause of climate change

 

[Saximony]

Fortunately I dont believe it.

Unfortunately science has proven they cant be trusted and have a history of getting it wrong (70s Ice age scare) and even more unfortunately media loves to try and "scare" us into complying with more regulations.

 

[Jinxy]

Fortunately some people are wise enough not to get their information from the media and actually look to experts in their fields.

 

[Saximony]

Unfortunately the "experts" in their "fields" are sometimes politically motivated, Unfortunately humans are flawed and the ones we trust as experts today will be exposed years later as being false prophets.

 

[Fildo66]

Fortunately, I haven’t listened to one expert this year and am still alive to tell about it.

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Unfortunately, some experts aren't really experts at all.

 

[Saximony]

Fortunately there is a thing called common sense.

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Unfortunately common sense seems to be in short supply a lot of times.

 

[Stan42MUK]

Fortunately, booze is in plentiful supply and drinking oneself senseless is a great leveller

 

[Fildo66]

Unfortunately, experts warn that 9 out of ten people are killed each day in some city in the world at any given hour of the day in any month of the year from COVID drunk driving.

 

[Stan42MUK]

Fortunately, these figures only represent people who were drunk within 28 days of a positive covid test and as such, "critical thinkers" on twitter have conducted their own analysis, concluding that correlation does not equal causation and the very concept of drink driving is a fabrication by the msm that only gullible fools would believe so we should all head out, get positively shit faced and have a good old fashioned tear up down the m42.

 

[Heather]

Unfortunately we are in a lockdown again. People get to comfy and Wham...back to square one

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Fortunately, Government officials can't keep you lockdowned forever... We hope.

 

[Saximony]

Unfortunately, the world is changing and personal liberty means nothing, the majority of the population wants more government control and regulation and less capitolism and freedom.

 

[Jinxy]

Fortunately there are still good things happening in this world we can focus on instead.

 

[Fionakushprincess]

Unfortunately the world is full of dumb asses