Banter Assign a profession to user above you

[Tom_the_Eagle2]

An ex-beach lifeguard who failed to even rescue himself; paid in termination of his service with a minimum pension

 

[Sarah_1964]

Guardian of The American Dream and voyeur from a distance (which is similar, come to think of it).

 

[Tom_the_Eagle2]

Outstanding long jump athlete; paid in gold medals

 

[Beardedbowser]

American patriot paid in beer

 

[Caropanther80]

Childs toy

 

[SirBobBobingtonTheThird]

An emotional support panther paid in cat nip

 

[Someguy1323]

Butler,

Paid in top-hats of various sizes

 

[BabyBrit]

Unicorn impersonator, paid in unicorn poop.

 

[honeydivine]

bartending paid in tips and good money

 

[Misha000]

Giant phone holder

Paid in rotator cuff injuries and carpal tunnel

 

[Stanthropical]

Internet necromancer.

Paid in ratcoin.

 

[BabyBrit]

Tyrant Overlord.

Paid in tears.

 

[Misha000]

Ratcoin investor

Paid from my portfolio

 

[azbiggirllover82]

Marine biologist and ninja

 

[LillyK]

Fire breather.

Paid in cheap hotels and booze.

 

[BabyBrit]

therapist paid in sex acts with her patients

 

[azbiggirllover82]

therapist paid in sex acts with her patients

metal music journalist

 

[LillyK]

therapist paid in sex acts with her patients

Lol you know me so well

metal music journalist

I think she wants to eat a kitty

 

[BabyBrit]

sex advice writer paid in red wine

she likes teasing me…

 

[Misha000]

Snake venom sucker

Paid in mouth ulcers