Good day. I am the resident serial killer. How are you. I live in a small cottage at the edge of town where you can come visit me, but please bring cake and a shovel. I will eat your cake, tie you up, scratch that. I will tie you up, eat your cake, bash your head in and bury you in the garden.. if you fancy a bit of sex that's ok, but make sure you wear a condom.
Peace..