I know we ain't supposed to ask for money here, but I need investors if you know any. I'm trying to start an online dating site that matches you up with prospective burritos instead of people. Just let me know...
I was born a hermaphrodite and had a swx change at birth. I was born w dick balls amd a shallow vagina beneath the sac. Kinda wish I had the pussy now since I'm I'm love with the dick
LMAOOO
I eat my m&m's by color. :3
Everyday there is a certain combination I go through like if the sequence is green, blue, orange, yellow, brown, red then I will eat all the greens before moving on to blues and so on
And on days I'm feeling particularly reckless, there is no sequence and I just pop em as they come :3
I boss everyone around. Even the animals. I cannot be wrong. I cannot accept criticism. I have massive self destruction issues, I self mutilate, I hate myself, I am depressed and anxious. Lol im a funny girl but underneath fully fucked up.
I boss everyone around. Even the animals. I cannot be wrong. I cannot accept criticism. I have massive self destruction issues, I self mutilate, I hate myself, I am depressed and anxious. Lol im a funny girl but underneath fully fucked up.
I can never sleep for more than 4 hours at at time. I am totally with you 'volume on even number' peoples, but I eat my M&Ms (Peanut!) in whatever order I pick them up in, but only 1 at a time -ever-. I'm extremely sarcastic, but incredibly goofy and more than a little silly on any day of the week. I hate a bully, but love a dominant personality. Oh, and I'm a walking, talking contradiction. And I love to cook but I'm only so-so at it. And lastly and most weird of all my weird.. I actually kinda enjoy housework, as long as its MY house. Cleaning other peoples messes up just aggravates the hell out of me.
Oh, and last of the last for this posting.. if it weren't for spellchecker, I'd still intentional spell things wrong. (Yes, YOU figure that logic mess out! )
I over explain things, so I keep quiet and listen more intently to what people are saying. Because of this I'm considered an introvert, but I'm actually the opposite. I guess I'm a contradiction to myself, but to be fair once I'm out of my shell then you'll love to hate me, LOL!