Thoughts Tip of the day

[Obhave]

Ladies should not hula hoop without wearing a bra

 

[Chubbychappie]

Ever get annoyed when the core of your strawberry breaks leaving half of it in the berry
Get a plastic straw and push it into the strawberry from the opposite side from the husk and the straw will push out the core

 

[Misha000]

When the moive is over, leave the theater. There is nothing left to see

What about the secret scenes at the end?

 

[vicc]

Unless you're gonna close the distance permanently, stop looking for love up in here. You may just find it and then what? Yup, my point exactly.

 

[CrystalMarker]

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I'm going to have to examine this a bit further

 

[MannyMan]

Tongue tips...
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I wholeheartedly endorse this public announcement !!

 

[PumpkinPie]

I wholeheartedly endorse this public announcement !!

L♡ve educational placards

 

[CrystalMarker]

 

[vicc]

Use a dollar bill to help ya roll one nice and tight.

 

[LilithX]

 

[SunshineF]

 

[JackieTreehorn]

Our neighbor says she puts Ex-Lax down mole holes in her yard.

Not sure if the theory is that they poop themselves to death, or just spend so much time sitting on the can that they don’t have time to tunnel through the yard.

 

[FallenFreya]

Never, ever take anything or anyone for granted. It or they might be gone tomorrow.