There was once a woman with no arms or legs at the beach who saw a man walking by.
She asked, "will you please hug me, I've never been held?"
The man humble picked her up in a gentle embrace.
The next day at the beach she saw the man again and asked "will you kiss me, I've never been kissed?"
The man gave her a kiss both soft and passionate.
The next day the woman with no arms and legs saw the man yet again at the beach and bashfully asked " will you fuck me, I've never been fucked?"
The man locked eyes with her, picked her up and flung her into the waves saying "you're fucked now"
The End