Banter What made you say FUCK! today?

[Apricot]

Hospitals filling up again with another wave of covid

 

[Jenx5548]

Forgetting something on the way to work

 

[Bennettrose]

Realizing I wasted years invested my time in someone who was just wasn’t present or authentic

 

[Fleshlight-UK]

Realizing I wasted years invested my time in someone who was just wasn’t present or authentic

That sucks! X

 

[Fleshlight-UK]

Every time I delete a slide in PowerPoint my MacBook crashes. Fuckity fuck, only 9.40 am

 

[Gamer1]

Load won't be ready for 19 hours.

 

[Louise43UK]

Stubbed my toe!

 

[Peony8317]

When I saw a perverted Disney gif on here

 

[Stanthropical]

When I saw a perverted Disney gif on here

If it depicts minors, it needs to be reported. Only if.

 

[LillyK]

Fuck you 65% humidity!!!

Oh fuck. I spoke too soon. It's now 77%

 

[Fleshlight-UK]

Fuck you 65% humidity!!!

Oh fuck. I spoke too soon. It's now 77%

My app says 82%, wishing you’re comment hadn’t made me look. Fuck!

 

[Fleshlight-UK]

Amazon still not delivering an iPad after 4 days of waiting in.

It has been 'lost', 'delayed' and lost yet won't send a replacement one out for any form of customer service & their support team are just fucking useless.

Whole transcript has been emailed to Jassy to hopefully get some form of resolution.

Have been trapped in my house for the last 4 days, unable to leave in case it gets delivered, and now asked to wait until the 19th. Wankers!

If I charged them my hourly rate for work, I'd be awaiting a pallet of iPads to be delivered.

Fuck fuck and thrice fuck you Amazon from the bottom of my cold fucking heart!

 

[LillyK]

Migraine

 

[Stanthropical]

Squirrels eating my tomatoes.

 

[Apricot]

I just returned from a grocery store where I had two items. There was a couple in front of me with over thirty items in a twelve item max lane. The clerk was trying to tell them to take their items off and let the rest of us proceed. They didn’t understand English until I dropped the F bomb. Then I was a a whore in short shots. If you cant obey the laws in my country.... get the F out.

 

[Fleshlight-UK]

Have I mentioned saying fuck due to the heatwave?

When it’s this warm, I expect a lovely person to be bring me perfectly mixed cocktails every 20 mins until I pass out.

 

[Vicki_Wolf]

My dogs braking and whatever they were braking at 4:00 AM.

 

[Fleshlight-UK]

My dogs braking and whatever they were braking at 4:00 AM.

how did you teach them to use the pedals and the steering wheel?

 

[Vicki_Wolf]

*giggles* ^^^ This comment but in a good way (not going to edit it because im laughing to hard at myself)

 

[Fleshlight-UK]

I fucking hate autocorrect.
How has my phone still not learned that I say FUCK more than DUCK, but tries to change it every time.??