So in order today XD
I almost killed my cousin with her own cat and coffee jar at 1 am (yes I weaponized a cat.no I'm not proud of it I had ir by the scruff and the tail my genius plan was shake it pull the tail and throw it at whoever's face that is coming the door then while they're distracted by the mauling cat I was going to start throwing ceramic coffee jars at them XD)
I almost left her to roast outside in 90 degree weather at 5(she claims I abandoned her I didn't I swear it was just a few things in the store XD she was fine windows were open and everything)
I almost let her be murdered by an intruder (it was a baby possum her damn dog brought in and plopped down on the living room rug still twitching I might add and all she would do was yell get out of my house and I didn't go into attack mode and apparently that counts as sacrificing her to said intruder lmao)
And all of this without a single drop of alcohol oh and copious amounts of laugh breaks clapping like retarded seals XD fun day lmao