How often do you masturbate ?I've seen a few of these floating around the forums, so I thought "screw it, why not try one of my own?". Keeps me occupied during long, boring work hours. I don't know if I'm popular enough to attract many questions, but eh - you don't ask, you don't get.
So hit me, and I'll attempt to respond in a suitably timely fashion!
At least once per day. More usually two. My record is 11. Yes, it stung for a day afterward. Worth it though.
I definitely get myself off at least once, and I can chain-orgasm. The record for this is is 7.
Reverse blowbang. If you get enough mouths for every hole and both nipples, it's absolutely divine... (Curiously enough, this is how I got my chain-orgasm record.)
Mating-press. As well as being an oral fanatic, I have a very strong breeding kink. The deeper you go, the better.
I am, yes. Many of my favourite encounters have been with ladies!
You definitely sound like my kinda girl have a great day sexy lady
I have quite a few decadent fantasies spinning through my mind, but one that crops up more frequently than others is the idea of being gangbanged in front of a live audience (think like a theatre). I've had a train run on me quite a few times before, so I can mentally picture the physical sensations, but the thought of hundreds of people watching me thoroughly enjoying getting used like that makes my heart race.
I'm sure you could achieve it. There would be a lot of willing viewers and participants I'm sure.
Ha ha ha, you flatter my humble efforts...
There're a few contenders for this. Here's the top three:
Sounds like you are more than capable of achieving your goals. Lol I don't think you can flatter someone who sees resultsHa ha ha, you flatter my humble efforts...
There're a few contenders for this. Here's the top three:
- Chatting with this fella in a motorway service station Burger King. Ten minutes later I'm getting drilled against a dumpster outside the Travelodge nearby. It was exactly as uncomfortable as it sounds.
- Finger-blasting a cute lass I picked up at a pub about two hours ago. The weird part: we're still in the pub, at the table, with the guilty hand obscured by my jacket. Nobody is any the wiser.
- Got in a sneaky quickie before a top-level board meeting at my workplace, with my company's CFO giving a speech. Said CFO is the guy I'd just blown in the toilets five minutes earlier. The look on his face when he realised who I was was glorious.
Wow you definitely have a rich sex life, here’s hoping that dream of yours gets added to the list one day.Ha ha ha, you flatter my humble efforts...
There're a few contenders for this. Here's the top three:
- Chatting with this fella in a motorway service station Burger King. Ten minutes later I'm getting drilled against a dumpster outside the Travelodge nearby. It was exactly as uncomfortable as it sounds.
- Finger-blasting a cute lass I picked up at a pub about two hours ago. The weird part: we're still in the pub, at the table, with the guilty hand obscured by my jacket. Nobody is any the wiser.
- Got in a sneaky quickie before a top-level board meeting at my workplace, with my company's CFO giving a speech. Said CFO is the guy I'd just blown in the toilets five minutes earlier. The look on his face when he realised who I was was glorious.
Through little effort on my part, for weal and woe. I've got things (more or less) under control now, but you should've seen me in my late teens/early 20s... Even so, your well-wishing is appreciated.
Thank you! Glad to know you're enjoying my little anecdotes. I've done a few quickies in public toilets and, as stated above, once outside our equivalent of a motel. I don't think I'd do anything like that again, but I do very occasionally wear a vibrating butt-plug when I go shopping and want to get myself in the mood for a later hook-up.
I am clearly going to the wrong parties
We were all young and very, very drunk. Triple that with nymphomania (something I still suffer from to this day) and you have a perfect, sticky storm.
Both. I often have to keep a close eye on my thought patterns when in public, and I have a few strategies to quickly distract my mind before these thoughts escalate ("Think unsexy thoughts!", as my favourite TV show aptly puts it). There are also ways to get me going through touch - I have a particular weakness for having a finger softly traced along my spine.
It can be a blessing in that sex is ridiculously easy to come by. Personal advert listings are basically a smorgasbord for people like me; find someone you like the look of, dial the number/send an email, meet in a few hours for easy satisfaction.
Appreciate the response. Its such an interesting dynamic and worth understanding better. Thank you
