I don't like it when people give me that pitying look.
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HellinHeels
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Call me Neo, I dodged two bullets...
Some random dude at the beach asked if he could "borrow my phone to call his because he lost it on the beach somewhere"
Me opening my phone: "whats your number I'll call it"?
Weird dude starts giving me numbers as I'm punching them in and then hesitates: "I forgot the rest, I need to look at the numbers, it'll only take a sec and I'll give it back"
For a brief second I was going to give him my phone because...same, I forget my own number all the time but he's looking everywhere but my eyes and I'm in flip flops and a bikini *no boob support what's so ever*
"Only if you have a knife I can borrow"
Surprised dude: what?
Me: "if you take off with my phone I'm not running after you"
Questioning guy laughing: "Im not gonna take off with your phone. What do you need the knife for"?
Me: "I won't be able to catch up to you but the knife will"
Sketchy but good looking guy laughs and starts walking away
Me: "heyyyy what's the rest of your number, you're my boyfriend now"
My kid: "You can't call him anyway, he lost his phone"
I thought things were off to a good start....geez men these days, so paranoid lol
Some random dude at the beach asked if he could "borrow my phone to call his because he lost it on the beach somewhere"
Me opening my phone: "whats your number I'll call it"?
Weird dude starts giving me numbers as I'm punching them in and then hesitates: "I forgot the rest, I need to look at the numbers, it'll only take a sec and I'll give it back"
For a brief second I was going to give him my phone because...same, I forget my own number all the time but he's looking everywhere but my eyes and I'm in flip flops and a bikini *no boob support what's so ever*
"Only if you have a knife I can borrow"
Surprised dude: what?
Me: "if you take off with my phone I'm not running after you"
Questioning guy laughing: "Im not gonna take off with your phone. What do you need the knife for"?
Me: "I won't be able to catch up to you but the knife will"
Sketchy but good looking guy laughs and starts walking away
Me: "heyyyy what's the rest of your number, you're my boyfriend now"
My kid: "You can't call him anyway, he lost his phone"
I thought things were off to a good start....geez men these days, so paranoid lol
I like how your kid thinks
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HellinHeels
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I like how your kid thinks
So do I! She's fantastic, larger than life personality, I got lucky
Random facts about myself? My entire life is a random thing in the history trololololol
I hardly ever sat in our garden. Sure, when we had people over and maybe for 15 minutes sometimes. Recently however I can sit there mindlessly for hours on end. I'm confused 
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Peony7538
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I have 2 faded scars on me from childhood injuries
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HellinHeels
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I almost got arrested for trespassing last week....thank you angry man for letting me go
Awe man....I had visions of you against the wall in handcuffs
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HellinHeels
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One of my cats loves morning cuddles so much, he'll wake me up (mewling and clawing at my face, walking over my pillow, pushing his head into my hand) to get them, most mornings. Better way to wake up than my alarm, I guess
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I snooze minimum of 20 times before I wake up on work days.
I developed chronic dry eye disease and no longer could wear contacts anymore.
I'm a biker and I love Hegel. That's all
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Peony7538
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Water is not a popular drink but I've acquired a taste for water and I love drinking water