wait...what hair are we talking about? do I have to remove the bathing suit first? I was expecting it to be on your head....but...I'm open to whatever. I'll be there in 8 hours or so, lemme just book a flight and you meet me at a random airport somewhat close by...I'll let you know when and where I land...I dont have your number or any information, but I'll assume whatever I text is you. Glad this worked out for both of us! (as a bonus you have at least 8 hours to put on a bathing suit....)