I had gone with the ex to the doctor office and was getting bored ( I’m like a 2 year old on Red Bull when this happens ) and the nurse asked her to step on the scale and being the ass I am put stood behind her and put my foot on the scale and pushe as hard as I could need less to say the look on her face when it hit 600 caused me to get the giggles and the ruckus that happened when she looked down and saw my foot caused us both to almost die laughing.....the nurse called me an asshole and made me wait in the truck