Banter Random Facts About Yourself

[Word-Lover]

Shhhhhhhhh..... That's my secret code to get into my Spidey Laptop!

Well that's okay, the keys are far too spider-sticky to be usable by anyone but you.

 

[MannyMan]

Well that's okay, the keys are far too spider-sticky to be usable by anyone but you.

Aunt May has a big mouth!!!

 

[Word-Lover]

Aunt May has a big mouth!!!

It was Gwen, actually. She's reaaaaal tired of this, Spidermannnyman.

 

[MannyMan]

It was Gwen, actually. She's reaaaaal tired of this, Spidermannnyman.

I was going to Drop her anyway, Redheads are more my type!

 

[Word-Lover]

I was going to Drop her anyway, Redheads are more my type!

MARY JANE FOREVER

 

[MannyMan]

, I masturbate @work when I'm tense....

Don't we all if we're being honest!?

 

[MannyMan]

MARY JANE FOREVER

It's like winning the Jackpot!

 

[MannyMan]

I know right ... Some people never admit

NOOOBS!

 

[Word-Lover]

NOOOBS!

If by "masturbate at work" you mean porn-surfing on your laptop while bad guys are getting away, then I think you're guilty, Spidermannyman.

 

[MannyMan]

If by "masturbate at work" you mean porn-surfing on your laptop while bad guys are getting away, then I think you're guilty, Spidermannyman.

To be fair, Black Cat was sending me all kinds of pics and I was searching for, uhh... clues, lots and lots of clues.....

 

[Word-Lover]

Can't really blame you for Black Cat. I mean, her superhero outfit is like 70% tits.

 

[MannyMan]

Can't really blame you for Black Cat. I mean, her superhero outfit is like 70% tits.

I KNOW!!!! My Spidey sense can only take so much!!

 

[Word-Lover]

I KNOW!!!! My Spidey sense can only take so much!!

She's just encouraging you to shoot your web.

 

[MannyMan]

She's just encouraging you to shoot your web.

That's not all she encourages outta me.... but that's for the next issue!

 

[Word-Lover]

You're making MJ so jealous.

 

[MannyMan]

You're making MJ so jealous.

My Spidey Senses are Tingling, I think you're right!

 

[Word-Lover]

Might be the setup for a Black Catfight Winner gets webbed.

 

[MannyMan]

Might be the setup for a Black Catfight Winner gets webbed.

Oh someone's getting webbed alright!!

 

[Word-Lover]

Oh someone's getting webbed alright!!

Black Cats a good fighter, but like.. redheads always win, right?

 

[MannyMan]

Black Cats a good fighter, but like.. redheads always win, right?

They do in my book! It's a comic book but still, Redheads FTW!!!