Funny God/Goddess

[Locket44]

I am (username) God/ess of (predictive text) bringer of (predictive text). Fear me because (predictive text).

 

[Locket44]

I am Locket Goddess of the town, bringer of my favourite comedians. Fear me because I'm a bit of a pain.

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

I am PrincessPraise goddess of my feet, bringer of my feet. Fear me because I am lost on the coffee machine.

Oh lord LOL

PS: I do not like feet! Or coffee!

 

[Amberrlicious]

I am amberruk, goddess of love, bringer of the sun. Fear me because you will be my first and only friend.

 

[Amberrlicious]

I am PrincessPraise goddess of my feet, bringer of my feet. Fear me because I am lost on the coffee machine.

Oh lord LOL

PS: I do not like feet! Or coffee!

Wait… you don’t like coffee ?

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

Wait… you don’t like coffee ?

Nope. Don't drink it. Oddly, I do love tiramisu and my favourite flavour ice cream is mocha.

 

[Amberrlicious]

Nope. Don't drink it. Oddly, I do love tiramisu and my favourite flavour ice cream is mocha.

I can’t actually imagine life without it

 

[RoccoDesantis719]

Wait… you don’t like coffee ?

I don't like coffee either bleh

 

[Amberrlicious]

I am Amber goddess of coffee !! Haha

 

[RoccoDesantis719]

I am Rocco the God that's against coffee lol

 

[Locket44]

I am Locket goddess of you, bringer of you. Fear me because you have to.

 

[Amberrlicious]

I am Locket goddess of you, bringer of you. Fear me because you have to.

Don’t have to, but want to lol

 

[Locket44]

Don’t have to, but want to lol

Lmao

 

[vanilla_hips]

I am vanilla_hips, goddess of brackish water, bringer of harassment. Fear me because I'll steal your candy...

 

[Fildo66]

I am @Fildo66, God of wordy posts. Bringer of nosense. Fear me for I might bore you to death before you get to the end of my posts.

 

[youngbustyredhead]

I am youngbustyredhead, Goddess of the snow, bringer of snow (duh). Fear me because I’m always hungry

 

[youngbustyredhead]

My phone knows me so well lol

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

I am @Fildo66, God of wordy posts. Bringer of nosense. Fear me for I might bore you to death before you get to the end of my posts.

Was that really predictive text?

 

[Fildo66]

Was that really predictive text?

Are you saying I just predicted I would bore you to death?

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

Are you saying I just predicted I would bore you to death?

Never suggest such a thing! It just seemed faaaar too fitting for something you would write