Funny God/Goddess

[Deleted member 1217451]

I wonder..... Does it have to be the middle word for predictive text? Because the right and left ones give very different results!

 

[Chris_90]

I am Chris_90, God of the last night, bringer of the time. Fear me because I have my own life

lmao..

 

[Fildo66]

Never suggest such a thing! It just seemed faaaar too fitting for something you would write

Well then I guess I am Fildo66, God of the obvious and bringer of the “no shit, really?” statements. Fear me for I may tell you something you obviously know. I’m also known as Captain Obvious.

 

[Stanthropical]

I am Stanthropical God of all the things, bringer of life. Fear me because you know how to make me happy.

 

[swaggered]

I am swaggered, god of the two things I want, bringer of a great book. Fear me because it was written in a way I don’t think is right.

just had to try this. Wish i knew what the two things are.

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

I am swaggered, god of the two things I want, bringer of a great book. Fear me because it was written in a way I don’t think is right.

just had to try this. Wish i knew what the two things are.

Things you want. Must involve stroopwafels or maybe licorice.

 

[Locket44]

I am Locket goddess of course, bringer of my own life. Fear me because I'm not even a proper person.

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

I'm going to rebel and try this left or right side ... curiosity has gotten the better of me.

I am PrincessPraise, goddess of the bed, bringer of a single star. Fear me because I need him to move his hands.

 

[youngbustyredhead]

Fear me because I need him to move his hands.

*worries about what you're going to do to make him move his hands *

 

[RoccoDesantis719]

Are you saying I just predicted I would bore you to death?

Hey I'll agree to that if she won't lol

 

[Locket44]

I am Locket goddess of the day, bringer of my own property. Fear me because I'm a very old guy.

 

[Sunshine22]

I am Sunshine, goddess of the bath, bringer of the bath. Fear me because I was thinking of you...

I think I should take a bath tonight lol

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

I am LeiaSkywalker, Goddess of life, bringer of your life. Fear me because I have no money.

 

[Sunshine22]

I am Sunshine, goddess of your life, bringer of misfortune. Fear me because I have no idea what you are talking about

 

[Amberrlicious]

Fear me because I'm a very old guy.

I really really hope you’re not lol

 

[Deleted member 1355709]

I am Emri Godess of Games bringer of Addicting Activities. Fear me because you will either lose your friends or your money.

 

[Locket44]

I really really hope you’re not lol

Me too lmao

 

[Locket44]

I am Locket Goddess of the day bringer of my favourite song. Fear me because of my favourite songs.

 

[Deleted member 1355709]

I am Emri Goddess of ADHD, bringer of confusion. Fear me because… oooo shiny!

 

[Deleted member 1355709]

I am Locket Goddess of the day bringer of my favourite song. Fear me because of my favourite songs.

What are some of them?