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[Deleted member 264383]

"Maybe if I tilt my head to the side, I will be able to understand English."

-my dog, probably

they are just adorable !!!

 

[TallulahBlue]

"If a donkey ever fucks a zebra and they produce a child, they'll have to call it a zonkey cause debra has already been taken."

me, whenever someone asks me what's on my mind

 

[Deleted member 264383]

@Jinxy how true i this sweetheart

 

[Jinxy]

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@Jinxy how true i this sweetheart

So very true !!! Love it.

 

[Deleted member 264383]

@Jinxy

 

[Deleted member 264383]

@Jinxy look

 

[InvincibleLight]

 

[WomanOnTop]

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@Jinxy how true i this sweetheart

I love this. The look on a stranger’s face when I compliment them is awesome. It turns from shock to joy. And I always mean what I say.

 

[Deleted member 264383]

 

[WomanOnTop]

You can’t judge others by their actions and yourself by your intentions. - Coach Grant Taylor

 

[Deleted member 264383]

@Jinxy

 

[TallulahBlue]

"I can't do this anymore, please help me. Oh God, I'm dying. I think I'm dying. Why does everybody's face look like a donut?"

- me, 30 minutes into a diet

 

[Deleted member 264383]

 

[Deleted member 264383]

 

[InvincibleLight]

 

[TallulahBlue]

"No way"

-Jose

 

[MannyMan]

"So where the fuck are the donuts?"

-me, 2 minutes into any staff meeting which doesn't contain donuts

I have found my soulmate!

 

[TallulahBlue]

"I think I can speak for everyone..."

-me, as an aspiring ventriloquist

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

The difference between being a coward and a hero is not whether you are scared or not, everybody gets scared. The difference between being a coward or a hero is what you do while your scared

 

[imursecretbaby]