The word is...

[Spangle]

Tongue
T
O
N
G
U
E
Really a basic requirement in lesbian speak.

It is NOT a tounge.

Ffs pet hate of mine

 

[WelshAl]

So you like cunning linguists?

 

[Spangle]

So you like cunning linguists?

funny boy

 

[WelshAl]

I try my best miss Spangle.

How's my favourite lesbian today?

 

[Spangle]

I try my best miss Spangle.

How's my favourite lesbian today?

Is that from a list of one by any chance?

All tickety boo my end...how's your end holding up?

 

[WelshAl]

Well I have lesbian friends in the real life but you are my favourite lesbian on here

 

[WelshAl]

And I'm not too bad. Been worse. Been better.

 

[Spangle]

Well I have lesbian friends in the real life but you are my favourite lesbian on here

Aww you're very sweet


Watcha after then lol

 

[WelshAl]

Hmmm what am I After???????

Well that all depends on whether your Spangle is orange or strawberry flavoured?

 

[WelshAl]

Not after anything in particular really. Just chatting away to kill boredom as I'm on long term sick x

 

[Spangle]

Hmmm what am I After???????

Well that all depends on whether your Spangle is orange or strawberry flavoured?

I would have to favour the strawberry option because it's sweet like me...


Yeah that even sounds wrong to my own ears lol

 

[Spangle]

Not after anything in particular really. Just chatting away to kill boredom as I'm on long term sick x

Ohhh nothing worse than being stuck at home. Anything ghastly?

 

[WelshAl]

Ha ha love it. All kinda of wrong but I know you meant you are sweet in general rather than one certain area of town.

Nothing too ghastly......... hmm I'm recovering from a life threatening bout of sepsis last December. Once rushed in by ambulance had two cardiac arrests, multi organ failure, kidney dialysis, three week coma. Woke paralysed. Spent four months in hospital . Home now but can't stand or walk unaided.

 

[Spangle]

Ha ha love it. All kinda of wrong but I know you meant you are sweet in general rather than one certain area of town.

Nothing too ghastly......... hmm I'm recovering from a life threatening bout of sepsis last December. Once rushed in by ambulance had two cardiac arrests, multi organ failure, kidney dialysis, three week coma. Woke paralysed. Spent four months in hospital . Home now but can't stand or walk unaided.

Wow that's a rough old do mister
You've certainly been through the mill. What's the prognosis on your mobility?

 

[WelshAl]

Well it's not looking good at all to be honest.

There was no rehab after hospital and the community physiotherapist is a joke. He rocks up whenever he feels like. Says hi then chips off.

Between those two and the initial fact the docs didn't spot my symptoms I'm considering suing

 

[Spangle]

Well it's not looking good at all to be honest.

There was no rehab after hospital and the community physiotherapist is a joke. He rocks up whenever he feels like. Says hi then chips off.

Between those two and the initial fact the docs didn't spot my symptoms I'm considering suing

Bloody hell sounds like you've been left high and dry mate. Nothing else on offer in your local community? Sometimes you have to chase these services down yourself.

 

[WelshAl]

Well hun

There had to be a care package in place before I was allowed home. I initially had OT, CARERS AND PHYSIO. Carers ended after six weeks, OT went on mat leave and well I told you about the physio.

 

[Spangle]

Sounds about right. So who looks after you then if you can't walk..or are you wheelchair independent?

 

[WelshAl]

Independent as can use crutches for short distance