he's already so depressed, how much worse could I make it
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True. I'm dead on the inside
This was dark
As dark as the future
I have no future
exactly. will your wilting innards even taste the delicious flavor of a dorito?
thats not true. your future is to eat this sad corn chip!
No. I'm slowly decaying and soon will become the dust under your feet
me too Ciaran, me too. why do you think i have the same chips
I'm older, I'll be dust sooner
But she hangs with me, that at least doubles aging speed
you forget I live in a country with privatized healthcare
Look you two
Just let me go first, yeah
no can do bossman, we've got Muppet movies to watch <3
They do manhattan an everything
That's more than Debbie done
She does dallas
I was gonna post this in the anonymous thread, but I don't want to abuse the spirit of the thread. But I have to post it somewhere
I know the chances of him reading this are slim, but I'm gonna shoot my shot.
*deep breath*
Harr ....... I mean anonymous person, we should get married. I've thought a lot about this over the past decade and ... why you playin?
We belong together and here are a few reasons:
1. I would carry you over fire and water for your love
2. I was born in 2/94. You were born in 2/94. Ummmmmm duh. That's not me doing that. It's a sign of the times.
3. We've been doing all this late night talking.
4. I'm just psycho enough to be fun in bed. I'm not so psycho that I'll shave your eyebrows off while you sleep and keep them in a napkin under my pillow
5. I can see you're lonely down there. Don't you know that I am right here?
That is all. I won't wait forever
That's not true. I absolutely will.
I know the chances of him reading this are slim, but I'm gonna shoot my shot.
*deep breath*
Harr ....... I mean anonymous person, we should get married. I've thought a lot about this over the past decade and ... why you playin?
We belong together and here are a few reasons:
1. I would carry you over fire and water for your love
2. I was born in 2/94. You were born in 2/94. Ummmmmm duh. That's not me doing that. It's a sign of the times.
3. We've been doing all this late night talking.
4. I'm just psycho enough to be fun in bed. I'm not so psycho that I'll shave your eyebrows off while you sleep and keep them in a napkin under my pillow
5. I can see you're lonely down there. Don't you know that I am right here?
That is all. I won't wait forever
That's not true. I absolutely will.
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I now deliver dildos as a side job. Its quite lucrative....I spend all day making what I make in 1 hour at my other job.
