Predictive Text Smut

[EveHerself]

Let’s see just how much we’ve corrupted our phone’s predictive text.

Start with the phrase:

“I love a...”

Then only use the predictive text options to write the dirtiest possible sentence.

Example:

Yes yes I’m gonna cum to the point of a new one and then it will be the best way to get a hard one in myself and get a better feeling in my mouth I wanna be the first one to get your lips on my thighs

 

[Lupine]

I love a good idea to have a great day and I will be a good idea to...

Yeah it keeps going like that :/

 

[EveHerself]

I love a good idea to have a great day and I will be a good idea to...

Yeah it keeps going like that :/

Feel free to throw in some naughty words of your own, sometimes it needs a little help

 

[WomanOnTop]

I love a good night out here with you and your body.

 

[WomanOnTop]

I loved the idea; that it is so sexy! omg. Was a great night and a good day at work. Yes, please thank the little bastards. lol!

I don’t think I’ve ever typed the word “bastard” ... I think my iPhone is becoming sentient. But if that’s true, why does it think I talk about ducks so much?

 

[EveHerself]

I loved the idea; that it is so sexy! omg. Was a great night and a good day at work. Yes, please thank the little bastards. lol!

I don’t think I’ve ever typed the word “bastard” ... I think my iPhone is becoming sentient. But if that’s true, why does it think I talk about ducks so much?

Lol

 

[EveHerself]

Other possible starters:

It gets me hot when...

I get so wet when...

I cum hard when...


I cum hard when your body feels like a good day to day one of my favorite games in my palm in my head and the new look at my hips

 

[Lupine]

It gets me hard when I get a chance to look at the moment I would like to know if you have any plans for the next few months..

I think my predictive text hates me at times

 

[Lupine]

I want her to get some more details about the position we discussed. I need to get some more control over her body.

Okay that's a bit better a start. Odd considering what I type at times

 

[EveHerself]

I want her to get some more details about the position we discussed. I need to get some more control over her body.

Okay that's a bit better a start. Odd considering what I type at times

There you go!

 

[Male_uk]

I get so wet when I was Thai boxing day and I have a query regarding the first direct debit payment made by the time I just chat with the customer service advisor and they said they will not be charged for the service I have a query regarding the first direct...

Make up your own mind about that.

 

[Deleted member 178467]

I love a good shift and its putting it upon himself to be home.

Yep mine hates me to

 

[LilithX]

I love a little red wine but it just makes me feel weird

It gets me wet when you are not too busy but you’re having a good time with me

Hehe. Right on

 

[Lupine]

I love a little red wine but it just makes me feel weird

It gets me wet when you are not too busy but you’re having a good time with me

Hehe. Right on

Wow some serous smut going on there

 

[TacoBelle]

I love a girl like you and you love her so much I love you so so bad.


My predictive sounds like an Indian chatter, so that's fun.

 

[Deleted member 178467]

I get so wet and you might be able to get a quote on the edge of a resturant with the toys in the box

Wtf

 

[Male_uk]

I cum hard when I have a query regarding the first direct debit payment made by me and the missus start getting on the way home now and again in the morning to the bank to get the best doctors and scientists working on the plant so I can get the rest of the day off and get the rest of the day off work for the Daily Mail and the rest of the day I will do the rest of the day

FFS SwiftKey

 

[Deleted member 178467]

I cum hard drive it for a few hours tomorrow as i can see them on my pc is she had to be in about half way through a godfather the mad house hope you enjoy your visit and choose to be in about half way through a godfather.
Ok it's fucked up

 

[EveHerself]

these are amazing!

 

[EveHerself]

I can feel my orgasm in my mouth with the skin in the front of my lips and my tongue into the hips and thighs and breasts and dripping gently gently pressing my lips to your cheek