Annnnd? XD“Does the carpet match the drapes”
Annnnd? XD“Does the carpet match the drapes”
Metaphors..I've been in a shepherd's bush before... oh wait what
If I had carpeting, it would match lolAnnnnd? XD
Freshly squeezed grapefruit juice, plenty of pulp!Hey Gandalf, fairly couple hours. Hugs as well. You brought me fruit?
Hello missy. Where are my hugs?Well.....![]()
I'm making a collection of them then when you least expect it, imma attack you with them and make you scream. Your clothes will probably all just weirdly kinda fall off too and there will be dildos and a few cameras and ice cream and.....Hello missy. Where are my hugs?
The guys are so well spokenSubject: hey
Content: hey
HaySubject: hey
Content: hey
You have something to say?Well.....![]()
Emmmmm maybeeeeeee@Tash26 air kisses?
Got one a few days back.Subject: hey
Content: hey
Well you can’t blame them. They’re usually quite shy and don’t often reach out someone like this but there was just something about my profile that caught his eye and they are sure we could make a strong connection etc etc heyThe guys are so well spoken