The Jane Austen book was all like
I'm also sorryI'm sorry to hear that you're sorry to hear that
I'm more sorry than you areI'm also sorry
I dunnoI feel like porridge can take on many forms. So like, oatmeal is a type of porridge. But I could be wrong
Typical behaviour of a whoreI'm not sorry.
The horrorsWhat we sorry for?
Googled it.I dunno
So our porridge tends to just be some oats and milk. Which we heat up.
I assume this is what oatmeal is too?
The horrors
Ima slap youPorridge is just chips and cheese
Ooooh so British porridge is essentially American nachos. I assume cold cheese?Porridge is just chips and cheese
Can I watch?Ima slap you
No
Never the band