I was going to call you Spangle before I read this.... And have wild online sexting with you..... But now I know you are doing the washing and opening the cat food...and have bean juice on your onesie im definitely going to call you.... How did you know about my secret dream fantasy lol xx
Real sex chat...
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As I open the tin, a solitary drop forms and falls from it, hurtling through space like a comet. It lands on my chest, erupting into a hundred tiny balls of juice which spatter over my chest...
RP at it's finest lol
Haha mmmmmm oh Spangle you really know how to excite a man, I need to know if it was Heinz or another cheaper brand and was it meant for toast or to eat straight from the tin lol..... Also was the cat food whiskas or SainsburYs own brand... These details are important lol ️xx️xxAs I open the tin, a solitary drop forms and falls from it, hurtling through space like a comet. It lands on my chest, erupting into a hundred tiny balls of juice which spatter over my chest...
RP at it's finest lol
I feel that would require more thought...I shall give it due consideration as I peel my clothes off tonight, running my hands over my erect nipples and cupping my firm tits, before sliding my hands down over my abdomen...
Mmmmm I agree we mustn't rush this wild role playing, I have to admit that with or without bean juice on your onesie sexting with you would be fantastic even if you are doing a shopping list or reaching for the hair gel.... I'll dream about you tonight...and not only about your bean juice onesie.... Sexy dreams Spangle It's been lovely messaging with you and hope we continue this tomorrow...all I can say is Beanz Meanz Heinz lol xxI feel that would require more thought...I shall give it due consideration as I peel my clothes off tonight, running my hands over my erect nipples and cupping my firm tits, before sliding my hands down over my abdomen...
Ring ring...
Spangle: (turns Cash in the Attic down and tuts) "Hi this is Spangle.."
Caller: (sounding breathless) "I'm wanking into a jar of pesto"
Spangle: (rolls her eyes) "Really darling? That does it for you does it, Pesto?" (thinks that's pasta off the menu this week then...logs on to Tesco.com to change grocery order)
Caller: "I live in a shared house and I'm gonna cum in the pesto and put the jar back in the communal kitchen"
Spangle: (thinks you couldnt make this shit up!) "Oh babe, you're so naughty, let me hear you wank that cock" (puts fone down and wanders off to find nail clippers, shaking her head at the ramifications of foreign bodies in foods)
Caller: (sounds of rubbing and much panting)
Spangle: (answers the front door, pays the milkman, giving him a flash of cleavage because it always results in a free pint of milk...reads her copy of 'Pick Me Up' cover to cover, and wanders back to the fone) "Oh babe you're really making my pussy wet listening to you wank that huge cock (rolls eyes again)"
Caller: "Do you think I'm dirty doing this?"
Spangle: (thinks you're a grubby little fucker) "Oh very dirty babe, but so sexy, I wish I was there to wank that cock for you, to wrap my long, slim fingers around it.." (looks down at fingers which spent far too long in the Fairy liquid)
Caller: (squeaks a little...breathless) "Oh..I'm gonna cum in the pesto"
Spangle: (checks the clock and realises Bargain Hunt is about to start) "Yes babe..cum for me..shoot that hot spunk right in that jar" (thinks must double check all jar seals in future for signs of possible tampering...misses her mouth with cup and dribbles coffee all over her cleavage)
Caller: (cum noises...then a dial tone..)
Spangle: (hangs up the fone and logs off. Thinks time to crack one out over Bargain Hunt..)
Real call...takes all sorts
Spangle: (turns Cash in the Attic down and tuts) "Hi this is Spangle.."
Caller: (sounding breathless) "I'm wanking into a jar of pesto"
Spangle: (rolls her eyes) "Really darling? That does it for you does it, Pesto?" (thinks that's pasta off the menu this week then...logs on to Tesco.com to change grocery order)
Caller: "I live in a shared house and I'm gonna cum in the pesto and put the jar back in the communal kitchen"
Spangle: (thinks you couldnt make this shit up!) "Oh babe, you're so naughty, let me hear you wank that cock" (puts fone down and wanders off to find nail clippers, shaking her head at the ramifications of foreign bodies in foods)
Caller: (sounds of rubbing and much panting)
Spangle: (answers the front door, pays the milkman, giving him a flash of cleavage because it always results in a free pint of milk...reads her copy of 'Pick Me Up' cover to cover, and wanders back to the fone) "Oh babe you're really making my pussy wet listening to you wank that huge cock (rolls eyes again)"
Caller: "Do you think I'm dirty doing this?"
Spangle: (thinks you're a grubby little fucker) "Oh very dirty babe, but so sexy, I wish I was there to wank that cock for you, to wrap my long, slim fingers around it.." (looks down at fingers which spent far too long in the Fairy liquid)
Caller: (squeaks a little...breathless) "Oh..I'm gonna cum in the pesto"
Spangle: (checks the clock and realises Bargain Hunt is about to start) "Yes babe..cum for me..shoot that hot spunk right in that jar" (thinks must double check all jar seals in future for signs of possible tampering...misses her mouth with cup and dribbles coffee all over her cleavage)
Caller: (cum noises...then a dial tone..)
Spangle: (hangs up the fone and logs off. Thinks time to crack one out over Bargain Hunt..)
Real call...takes all sorts
Prince_Aniket
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Ring ring...
Spangle: "Hi this is Spangle"(stops putting clothes in the washing machine)
Caller: *lots of heavy breathing* "Hey Spangle, watcha wearin' baby"
Spangle: (Looks down at penguin themed onesie with a blob of baked bean juice on the zip) "I'm wearing a black lacy bra and a teeny g string, and I'm lay on my bed with a very wet pussy" (adds soap powder to the washing machine and turns it on)
Caller: *panting more* "that's so hot baby, I'm stroking my ten inch cock"
Spangle: (thinks there are an unusually high number of well-endowed menfolk in Britain...and raises a sceptical eyebrow...whilst rooting out the Mr Sheen and a clean duster) "mmm baby, I'd love to taste that cock" (gips a little)
Caller: "I wanna hear you finger your wet pussy"
Spangle: "ok big boy I'll put the phone down there so you can hear it" (reaches for the tub of hair gel, grabs a handful and squishes it between her fingers down the receiver...with the other hand spraying the furniture polish on the table and rubbing it with the duster. Picks phone up again) "did you hear it baby? How wet is my pussy? That's thinking of you with that beautiful big cock" (scowls)
Caller: "oh baby you're so fucking wet. I wanna ram my cock in that tight pussy"
Spangle: "oh baby, I've got three fingers in my pussy right now, just imagining it's your big fat cock" (opens a tin of cat food and empties it into a bowl)
Caller: *jerking off sounds* "oh fuck baby, that's so good, you're so fucking hot"
Spangle: (writing out a shopping list) "ooh baby...yeah fuck me...fuck me hard...make me scream..." (adds cat food to shopping list)
Caller: *very breathless* "I'm gonna cum, where do you want it?"
Spangle: (thinks in your pants I would imagine) "oh baby right over my huge tits so you can watch me lick it off" (looks down and notices blob of bean juice on onesie)
Caller: *indistinguishable cum sounds" "oh fuck baby I just shot like a pint of spunk on your tits"
Spangle: (thinks that's highly unlikely) "oh baby I'm taking some on my finger right now and licking your spunk off it" (plucks her eyebrows in the mirror)
Caller: *big sigh* "that was amazing baby, I'm gonna call you again"
Spangle: (stifling a yawn and checking out the tv guide) "you're so welcome baby, talk to you soon"
Kerching! And another sucker is born...
Yeah guys, sext me any time
This is priceless.
D
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That was bloody hilarious nice one ms sRing ring...
Spangle: (turns Cash in the Attic down and tuts) "Hi this is Spangle.."
Caller: (sounding breathless) "I'm wanking into a jar of pesto"
Spangle: (rolls her eyes) "Really darling? That does it for you does it, Pesto?" (thinks that's pasta off the menu this week then...logs on to Tesco.com to change grocery order)
Caller: "I live in a shared house and I'm gonna cum in the pesto and put the jar back in the communal kitchen"
Spangle: (thinks you couldnt make this shit up!) "Oh babe, you're so naughty, let me hear you wank that cock" (puts fone down and wanders off to find nail clippers, shaking her head at the ramifications of foreign bodies in foods)
Caller: (sounds of rubbing and much panting)
Spangle: (answers the front door, pays the milkman, giving him a flash of cleavage because it always results in a free pint of milk...reads her copy of 'Pick Me Up' cover to cover, and wanders back to the fone) "Oh babe you're really making my pussy wet listening to you wank that huge cock (rolls eyes again)"
Caller: "Do you think I'm dirty doing this?"
Spangle: (thinks you're a grubby little fucker) "Oh very dirty babe, but so sexy, I wish I was there to wank that cock for you, to wrap my long, slim fingers around it.." (looks down at fingers which spent far too long in the Fairy liquid)
Caller: (squeaks a little...breathless) "Oh..I'm gonna cum in the pesto"
Spangle: (checks the clock and realises Bargain Hunt is about to start) "Yes babe..cum for me..shoot that hot spunk right in that jar" (thinks must double check all jar seals in future for signs of possible tampering...misses her mouth with cup and dribbles coffee all over her cleavage)
Caller: (cum noises...then a dial tone..)
Spangle: (hangs up the fone and logs off. Thinks time to crack one out over Bargain Hunt..)
Real call...takes all sorts
Fantastic and I love Bargain Hunt as well lol.....but Spangle I hope you didn't have images of Tim Wannacott wanking in your mind when you pleasured yourself watching it? ️XxRing ring...
Spangle: (turns Cash in the Attic down and tuts) "Hi this is Spangle.."
Caller: (sounding breathless) "I'm wanking into a jar of pesto"
Spangle: (rolls her eyes) "Really darling? That does it for you does it, Pesto?" (thinks that's pasta off the menu this week then...logs on to Tesco.com to change grocery order)
Caller: "I live in a shared house and I'm gonna cum in the pesto and put the jar back in the communal kitchen"
Spangle: (thinks you couldnt make this shit up!) "Oh babe, you're so naughty, let me hear you wank that cock" (puts fone down and wanders off to find nail clippers, shaking her head at the ramifications of foreign bodies in foods)
Caller: (sounds of rubbing and much panting)
Spangle: (answers the front door, pays the milkman, giving him a flash of cleavage because it always results in a free pint of milk...reads her copy of 'Pick Me Up' cover to cover, and wanders back to the fone) "Oh babe you're really making my pussy wet listening to you wank that huge cock (rolls eyes again)"
Caller: "Do you think I'm dirty doing this?"
Spangle: (thinks you're a grubby little fucker) "Oh very dirty babe, but so sexy, I wish I was there to wank that cock for you, to wrap my long, slim fingers around it.." (looks down at fingers which spent far too long in the Fairy liquid)
Caller: (squeaks a little...breathless) "Oh..I'm gonna cum in the pesto"
Spangle: (checks the clock and realises Bargain Hunt is about to start) "Yes babe..cum for me..shoot that hot spunk right in that jar" (thinks must double check all jar seals in future for signs of possible tampering...misses her mouth with cup and dribbles coffee all over her cleavage)
Caller: (cum noises...then a dial tone..)
Spangle: (hangs up the fone and logs off. Thinks time to crack one out over Bargain Hunt..)
Real call...takes all sorts
It's the gap in his teeth that does it for me every time
Never im more of a Bolognese man myself ️xx@MJW1234 if you become a pestoperve I shall disown you
Haha yes and his loud bow ties ️xxIt's the gap in his teeth that does it for me every time
I like the idea of your fairy liquid fingers and of course the coffee dribbling down onto your cleavage should be a new porn search category alongside Cum shots and Granny Lovers etc xxRing ring...
Spangle: (turns Cash in the Attic down and tuts) "Hi this is Spangle.."
Caller: (sounding breathless) "I'm wanking into a jar of pesto"
Spangle: (rolls her eyes) "Really darling? That does it for you does it, Pesto?" (thinks that's pasta off the menu this week then...logs on to Tesco.com to change grocery order)
Caller: "I live in a shared house and I'm gonna cum in the pesto and put the jar back in the communal kitchen"
Spangle: (thinks you couldnt make this shit up!) "Oh babe, you're so naughty, let me hear you wank that cock" (puts fone down and wanders off to find nail clippers, shaking her head at the ramifications of foreign bodies in foods)
Caller: (sounds of rubbing and much panting)
Spangle: (answers the front door, pays the milkman, giving him a flash of cleavage because it always results in a free pint of milk...reads her copy of 'Pick Me Up' cover to cover, and wanders back to the fone) "Oh babe you're really making my pussy wet listening to you wank that huge cock (rolls eyes again)"
Caller: "Do you think I'm dirty doing this?"
Spangle: (thinks you're a grubby little fucker) "Oh very dirty babe, but so sexy, I wish I was there to wank that cock for you, to wrap my long, slim fingers around it.." (looks down at fingers which spent far too long in the Fairy liquid)
Caller: (squeaks a little...breathless) "Oh..I'm gonna cum in the pesto"
Spangle: (checks the clock and realises Bargain Hunt is about to start) "Yes babe..cum for me..shoot that hot spunk right in that jar" (thinks must double check all jar seals in future for signs of possible tampering...misses her mouth with cup and dribbles coffee all over her cleavage)
Caller: (cum noises...then a dial tone..)
Spangle: (hangs up the fone and logs off. Thinks time to crack one out over Bargain Hunt..)
Real call...takes all sorts
U are bad Ms spangleRing ring...
Spangle: (turns Cash in the Attic down and tuts) "Hi this is Spangle.."
Caller: (sounding breathless) "I'm wanking into a jar of pesto"
Spangle: (rolls her eyes) "Really darling? That does it for you does it, Pesto?" (thinks that's pasta off the menu this week then...logs on to Tesco.com to change grocery order)
Caller: "I live in a shared house and I'm gonna cum in the pesto and put the jar back in the communal kitchen"
Spangle: (thinks you couldnt make this shit up!) "Oh babe, you're so naughty, let me hear you wank that cock" (puts fone down and wanders off to find nail clippers, shaking her head at the ramifications of foreign bodies in foods)
Caller: (sounds of rubbing and much panting)
Spangle: (answers the front door, pays the milkman, giving him a flash of cleavage because it always results in a free pint of milk...reads her copy of 'Pick Me Up' cover to cover, and wanders back to the fone) "Oh babe you're really making my pussy wet listening to you wank that huge cock (rolls eyes again)"
Caller: "Do you think I'm dirty doing this?"
Spangle: (thinks you're a grubby little fucker) "Oh very dirty babe, but so sexy, I wish I was there to wank that cock for you, to wrap my long, slim fingers around it.." (looks down at fingers which spent far too long in the Fairy liquid)
Caller: (squeaks a little...breathless) "Oh..I'm gonna cum in the pesto"
Spangle: (checks the clock and realises Bargain Hunt is about to start) "Yes babe..cum for me..shoot that hot spunk right in that jar" (thinks must double check all jar seals in future for signs of possible tampering...misses her mouth with cup and dribbles coffee all over her cleavage)
Caller: (cum noises...then a dial tone..)
Spangle: (hangs up the fone and logs off. Thinks time to crack one out over Bargain Hunt..)
Real call...takes all sorts
Maybe called Amateur Dribbling Coffee Covered Tittys ️xx️xx
I hope before 'granny lovers' comes sexy phone ho's!!!
