Also I think I'm going to pull all his teeth out while he's still able to feel pain. You know, tell him it's bc the police can't use dental records to ID the body. But the truth is, we're gonna cut his head off and feed it to the bears anyway
And I hate being made fun of for supporting a friend
And I hope Dallas plays them in the finals and literally murders them on the ice and rips their hearts out of their chests so their loved ones can feel it stop beating in sync with the light going out in their eyes