I used to have a lesbian couple that lived that next door. Lovely couple.
I had a bad day where I felt more ugly than normal and I bumped into them coming home from work and one said to me "your hair looks cool ciaran". Was a pick me up.
I told my mum after she moaned about my hair, that it cant be that bad as the lesbian couple said it looked good.
My mum replied "lesbians can lie too"
