I ain't too keen on a cuppa, but I'm chuffed for ya, I am!
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Please talk like this forever
Hey izzzyyyyyy
Once when I was a young 'un, me old man tripped up with a steaming cuppa and singed me bits right off!
Now I'm slicker than jazz an' a shiny counter, I am!
Billy no bits they call me, I tells ya.
That's.
Fun??
Fun??
It's bleedin' more fun than bein' stuck up a flue, that's for sure, innit?
So 'ow's life up in Canadia, then?
Me old man popped over to Canada once in '97, got so bleedin' cold his nads dropped off!
Now I’m thinkin', blokes lose their manhood a bit too quick in me fam, innit?
Loooooool
Like me great uncle's mate, twice over on me old man's side. He lived in Latvia when the red wave came crashing. A gentle easterly wind took 'is old fella right off. Spent the rest of 'is days in the fields, cursing them turnips.
I have nothing to add to this. I'm just gonna watch and admire
Who wants to snuggle like mice in a pile
Oi luv you goin off bout dem.fields eh?
Sounds cozy
Cor blimey, his missus 'ad a right soft spot for 'im, that’s a fact. 'E grew the best turnips the Soviets ever saw. Went out doin' what he loved, carving turnips into sharp bits and hurlin' 'em at little beetles. But 'e got his big toe mixed up for a stag and soon enough, the gangrene kicked in, innit!
It isss
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