Group Banter Race to a million

And verily, I was brought back to the encampment to tend to mine wounds and to have mine limbs severed ere the foul rot did take hold. There did I encounter a fair young healer named Hope, yet no solace did she grant, only a stout piece of timber 'ere she did cleave my parts asunder. And lo, she brandished it high aloft, smiting me whilst she did cry, "desist from thine own assault!"
 
Harthacnut said:
And verily, I was brought back to the encampment to tend to mine wounds and to have mine limbs severed ere the foul rot did take hold. There did I encounter a fair young healer named Hope, yet no solace did she grant, only a stout piece of timber 'ere she did cleave my parts asunder. And lo, she brandished it high aloft, smiting me whilst she did cry, "desist from thine own assault!"
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I understood like 6 words but I'm still laughing 🤣
 
Harthacnut said:
And verily, I was brought back to the encampment to tend to mine wounds and to have mine limbs severed ere the foul rot did take hold. There did I encounter a fair young healer named Hope, yet no solace did she grant, only a stout piece of timber 'ere she did cleave my parts asunder. And lo, she brandished it high aloft, smiting me whilst she did cry, "desist from thine own assault!"
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Ah I remember that well
 
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