Boop beep boop boop beep bop bloop blap beep boop.. dialing your place of work, hello.
Yes. I am relative of Soph... uh huh. Yes, can you let her out early today, w/ all missed hours she gets half pay. No cuts. Yes. Of course not. Also she will need tomorrow off. Under the circumstances. Oh yes. It's imperative. Good. I am faxing you the document, thar you agreed to this. Please sign on the dotted line and relax it to me I will wait until you send it back. I will sign and re-fax it. So no one can back out of the agreement.
Yes. I know.. I may be extra, but you see I can't have you go back on your word. Thanks. of course. oh you ask, well if for any reason you were to break the contract you would owe Soph 7.7k Pounds for breach of contract. 5 days off floating vacation every month of that can add up. 2 days of week - paid days off. Also salary increase by £20 per hour, and not fire her for any reason.
I understand, that was all the fine print you may have skipped reading. Oh yes. of course. you must see that seal. after I signed it I had an attorney stamp it. so it's legally binding.
Of course. yes, she is un well. Will need this time off. you can inform Soph.. that she can go home for the day. please call her a cab. yes I expect you to pay the fare for it too. thank you. nice talking to you.
Yes, we will be in touch.