Well
My mummy was like
"You're a big boy now, nearly 40, do you wanna cut off a 2nd piece".
So i did. But it was too big, so I cut that in half and begged my sister to have it, and then put loads of cream on it
And then I felt sick.


Nooo mummy im not a big boy, I can't cut the cake


My mummy was like
"You're a big boy now, nearly 40, do you wanna cut off a 2nd piece".
So i did. But it was too big, so I cut that in half and begged my sister to have it, and then put loads of cream on it
And then I felt sick.
Nooo mummy im not a big boy, I can't cut the cake