Are you kidding me? I am literally the tree. I am the entire forest. You really think you are unwrapping me? I am actually the present that determines if the wrapping paper deserves being used. It is true that you will be waiting at 4 a.m., but it will definitely not be for me to show up. You will be waiting for me to give you a moment of my day. Now go and make sure that the shades are on my side of the bed. Xx
