Group Banter Race to a million

[Deleted member 1545308]

I can only offer humble croque monsieur for dinner I’m sorry ladies if I failed you

 

[youngbustyredhead]

I thought long and hard about slicking the fanny off myself in the water closet today, but I remained professional

I um
Yeah

 

[youngbustyredhead]

So

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

I thought long and hard about slicking the fanny off myself in the water closet today, but I remained professional

Good girl

 

[Deleted member 1545308]

I thought long and hard about slicking the fanny off myself in the water closet today, but I remained professional

First thing you do when you get home I assume?

 

[BaileyXcX]

I thought long and hard about slicking the fanny off myself in the water closet today, but I remained professional

From context I'm assuming that's the Brit version of rubbing one out in the potty

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

From context I'm assuming that's the Brit version of rubbing one out in the potty

Yes ma'am lol

 

[BaileyXcX]

Using that

Not sure when or where

But I'm using it

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

From context I'm assuming that's the Brit version of rubbing one out in the potty

Is this the same as the Canadian "pelting the beaver in the poutine shack"??

 

[youngbustyredhead]

Woohoo in the loo

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

I did take a picture of my butt for the Internet though so maybe only semi professional

 

[youngbustyredhead]

I did take a picture of my butt for the Internet though so maybe only semi professional

Ohhh shades of grey???
I thought mebbe those were work clothes

 

[BaileyXcX]

I did take a picture of my butt for the Internet though so maybe only semi professional

semi

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

Spanking the moose in the wilderness

 

[Deleted member 1545308]

Damn yall too creative I need to write them down

 

[Deleted member 1545308]

Waiiiiiiut

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

I did take a picture of my butt for the Internet though so maybe only semi professional

The internet is okay with that!

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

Ohhh shades of grey???
I thought mebbe those were work clothes

Yah yah

 

[BaileyXcX]

slapping ms dinkle behind the ears

 

[youngbustyredhead]

Yah yah

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