sweet baby jesus
Santa and the turkey all in oneDelivers parcels and then gets roasted?
Oh, wait…
Cause of Christmas?sweet baby jesus
Happy birthday jesussweet baby jesus
Cause of Christmas?
Sorry your party is so lameHappy birthday jesus
Found the theif or the baby Jesus?I think it was 2 years ago maybe 3, someone stole the baby jesus from the manger in town and they found him around 3 miles away in the park
The jesusFound the theif or the baby Jesus?
Maybe he flew there. Pretty sure Jesus can flyThe jesus
You’d think he would see that comingI think it was 2 years ago maybe 3, someone stole the baby jesus from the manger in town and they found him around 3 miles away in the park
That went dark and real quickOh Christmas shrooms
Oh Christmas shrooms
How lovely are your demons that haunt my dreams and the aliens that told me to murder and chop up my family![]()
I’m questioning the walking on water jibber jabber nowMaybe he flew there. Pretty sure Jesus can fly
I dont think he's psychicYou’d think he would see that coming
Merry Christmas to meThat went dark and real quick
He just flew really close to the water to create the illusion. Not less impressive, but certainly false advertisingI’m questioning the walking on water jibber jabber now