My christmas so far.
Cat jumped on the bed after doing a really bad poop (had a christmas pate last night that clearly didnt agree with him) mad me throw up. Then there was poop on the floor.
Had a shower, got shampoo in my eye. Nearly died.
Went outside to put something in the bin, downstairs has gravel, was like torture. The wind blew paper out my hand all over the front. Had to walk over the gravel to pick it up. A lady walked past and laughed at me.
My noisey downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and gave me a gift. Didn't get her anything, so now I feel bad.