So you know how people have one giant fingernail on the back of their hands? Oh wait....they don't! Well I did. One big, fuck off nail on the back of my hand except it was missing so picture a missing fingernail and how bleh it looks and that was the back of my hand.
So I noticed something peeking out from under my FUCKING HUGE, HORRIBLE LOOKING hand cuticle and pull it a little. It's wool. WOOL?! So I keep pulling it and it changes colour every now and then like a clown pulling hankies tied to together out of his pocket. There must be about 2 metres of multicoloured fucking wool being pulled out from under my hand cuticle and it's wet. it's not weird enough that I'm making my own wool but it's wet too. Ever pulled a shit load of wool out of a weird part of your body? It feels really weird..... apparently. I can actually remember how it felt. So I hate wool now.