Onion?I've got a ring if you want it
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Some people go way out of their way to send a dick pic lol
Won't be impressed until someone uses an old timey 1800s camera
I'll still never understand splooging on your phone, tablet or anything like that and take a picture of itMeh, that's still better than having a second phone to splooge on
Whatever you want precious
Ask frenchie
Just hold still for half an hour
yea I heard he did that lol, to each their own. Like I said it's definitely not for me and will never understand it
I did log in as a female once just out of curiousity. I mean….I don’t know what to say.
Morning, and have a great dinner.....Heading out for dinner, talk you you lovelies later
Not sure i have ever said that before....
Get hard and hold still for 40 minutes please
September 1st, 1862
Dear Beauty,
I am compelled to put ink to page after witnessing you tonight at the Literary Society’s Ball. I could not help but notice your most enticing face though you did not look in my direction the entire night. I must express how your beauty has stirred in me the highest of compliments, which I pay to you now with this written description of my most important physical feature:
Imagine a bundle that could carry a rolled-up map. Then visualize this long package is secured with strings pulsing around it like veins. At the end, it rounds out into a very pleasing dome.
I look forward to your reception of my parcel.
Anticipatorily,
Richard D. Arthur
September 8th, 1862
Dear Beauty,
My apologies, I understand I may not have received a response to my letter detailing my most prized package due you thinking an actual delivery will be coming by way of postman. I dearly regret my miscommunication. It is my duty to ensure you grasp the magnitude of the compliment I am giving you. I will be more clear and less metaphoric.
Accept this description of my most pressing issue: a handle of soft skin surrounding a profound muscle, like a juicy sausage awaiting your mouth.
You are welcome,
Richard Arthur
September 13th, 1862
Dear Beauty,
I have conversed with the postman and been informed you have sent no response. I am worried that perhaps you may not be styled in the art of letters. While you search for someone to write for you, as that is the only reason you could possibly have not responded yet. I will rely on contemporary literature, assuming you are versed in Moby Dick: the prized white whale that you are searching for is located at the cleft of my legs.
Beaming,
Richard
September 18th, 1862
Dearest Beauty,
No response? I don’t mean to be oblique. You may not have realized I am trying to convey the image of a firm length of pink flesh bursting from a dark-haired nest like a newborn snake. Looking forward to your swift response.
Cheers,
R. Arthur
September 23rd, 1862
Beautiful One,
Long. Thick. Firm. Smooth head. Yet, I am not bald.
Dear Beauty,
I am compelled to put ink to page after witnessing you tonight at the Literary Society’s Ball. I could not help but notice your most enticing face though you did not look in my direction the entire night. I must express how your beauty has stirred in me the highest of compliments, which I pay to you now with this written description of my most important physical feature:
Imagine a bundle that could carry a rolled-up map. Then visualize this long package is secured with strings pulsing around it like veins. At the end, it rounds out into a very pleasing dome.
I look forward to your reception of my parcel.
Anticipatorily,
Richard D. Arthur
September 8th, 1862
Dear Beauty,
My apologies, I understand I may not have received a response to my letter detailing my most prized package due you thinking an actual delivery will be coming by way of postman. I dearly regret my miscommunication. It is my duty to ensure you grasp the magnitude of the compliment I am giving you. I will be more clear and less metaphoric.
Accept this description of my most pressing issue: a handle of soft skin surrounding a profound muscle, like a juicy sausage awaiting your mouth.
You are welcome,
Richard Arthur
September 13th, 1862
Dear Beauty,
I have conversed with the postman and been informed you have sent no response. I am worried that perhaps you may not be styled in the art of letters. While you search for someone to write for you, as that is the only reason you could possibly have not responded yet. I will rely on contemporary literature, assuming you are versed in Moby Dick: the prized white whale that you are searching for is located at the cleft of my legs.
Beaming,
Richard
September 18th, 1862
Dearest Beauty,
No response? I don’t mean to be oblique. You may not have realized I am trying to convey the image of a firm length of pink flesh bursting from a dark-haired nest like a newborn snake. Looking forward to your swift response.
Cheers,
R. Arthur
September 23rd, 1862
Beautiful One,
Long. Thick. Firm. Smooth head. Yet, I am not bald.
Dick Daguerreotype>Dick pics
Talk about dedication to a dick pic lol
Blue pill. ±4 hrs
Sounds like someone i know.
Me sleep now. Me like you all. Me goodnight
May be bed time
