So, I was being clever and took the umbrella with me for a walk. And it was clever at first.
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Birds were chirping and shit. Drizzle here and there. No big deal.
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Then, BAM, a minute later I GOT DESTROYED BY THE STORM. Thought I'd lose the fight with the wind for the umbrella and maybe fly a bit how strong the wind was.
I normally wouldn't give a fuck about the wind, but...
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Needless to say, I got as wet as wet can be. Soaked. Five minutes later it calmed down, but I was toast.
https://streamable.com/q1l1wj
Wet af. All of it. The only thing not wet was my face and top of my head.
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Shoes now live in the trash.
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