I don't do lettuce.YOU ATE THE SALAD! STOP PROJECTING YOUR LETTUCE FETISH ONTO ME
Ooh babyFruit salad?
Kinky.Okay but late night cereal though. Like sugary cereal. At night. Fuuuuuuuuck
Hi gorgeousHello again, pumpkin.![]()
SpicyMore like buffalo chicken butt salad
You forgot the obligatory whip emoji.Hi gorgeous
I couldn't find suspension emoji.You forgot the obligatory whip emoji.![]()
Salad Jones?I worked with a guy whose nickname was salad....
I'm a macerated berries salad.![]()
Salad “the toss” ThompsonSalad Jones?