Ciaran is currently scooping up all the dogs
Group Banter Race to a million
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no its good 
everyone knows you've wanted a dog for a while so...
everyone knows you've wanted a dog for a while so...
Where even is he lol?
Dog scooping
You could drink them all when England play as you’d need to be pissed to watch them
Dug his hole in the garden to deep, can’t climb out
You could drink them all when England play as you’d need to be pissed to watch them
Did you see Scotland had been voted the worst ‘fan’ song at the Wolrd Cup?
lol
Worst song, best fans
Elon Musk is practically living the ultimate, real-world James Bond villain origin story. [1]
From underground lairs to literal spaceships, the pop culture community and film fans have long pointed out that the billionaire matches almost every single classic 007 antagonist trope.
Here is exactly why he would be the perfect match for Britain's finest secret agent:
The Ultimate Sci-Fi WeaponryEvery iconic Bond villain needs a world-threatening gadget.
- Starlink: A massive constellation of thousands of satellites wrapping around the globe? It is the perfect setup for a villain threatening to shut down global communications or take over the world's internet.
- Neuralink: Mind-control chips implanted in human brains is a plot straight out of Kingsman or No Time to Die.
- The Boring Company: He is literally digging giant, secret underground tunnels. That screams "hidden volcanic lair."
The "Getaway" PlanClassic villains like Hugo Drax (Moonraker) wanted to escape Earth to start a new civilization in space. Musk's obsession with colonizing Mars via SpaceX fits this exact archetype perfectly. If Earth goes to ruin, he already has the rockets ready to leave.
The Eccentric Billionaire PersonaBond villains are never boring corporate suits; they are theatrical megalomaniacs. Musk's unpredictable public behavior, bizarre X (Twitter) posts, meme obsession, and naming his child X Æ A-12 give him that exact layer of eccentric, unpredictable energy that makes a movie villain deeply memorable.
The Flamethrowers and RobotsLet’s look at the inventory:
- He sold actual "Not-A-Flamethrowers" to the public.
- He is actively building Optimus humanoid robots.
- The Cybertruck looks exactly like a brutalist, armored vehicle a villain's henchmen would drive through a snowy mountain chase.
Anyone who views this as anything other than a bad thing is truly blind to reality. Like, that's not a success story, that's not a someone who has done well with their career. I don't fucking care if they "create jobs" I'm sure they don't even do a good job of that. A free society will always have some people more wealthy than others but this is not it.
Better hide my billions uh-oh
It's okay, he doesn't have a billion. He was more than 999,999 billion
In musks case in particular hes responsible for tens of thousands of jobs lost as well so hes not even creating jobs
I kinda just assumed this would be the case
