I've been known to milk an udder or two
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I once milked hoses. 
Hose porn. 
@Harthacnut, film a hose porn with me!
@Harthacnut , ^ I mean, now there’s an offer ya haven’t heard before!
Do you want to write the script?
‘The Gardner used his hose like a lasso to draw in the livestock, before tenderizing her rump with his spade’
Oh damn‘The Gardner used his hose like a lasso to draw in the livestock, before tenderizing her rump with his spade’
Also, good morning
Very vivid.‘The Gardner used his hose like a lasso to draw in the livestock, before tenderizing her rump with his spade’
Good Morning Amber
*Pokes Amber* Morning. 
Very vivid.
What can I say, have a vivid imagination
Where*Pokes Amber* Morning.
Perv!Where
*bends over*Where