Looking back at my message, I don't love how it sounded
You'd look stunning even with a shaved head, but your hair is beautiful
I know, I was messing with you lol Thank you
I know, I was messing with you lol Thank you
Damn.... @Harley31 just damn....
Take 2 then....I've heard that before. It wasn't a compliment when he said it
That is a magnificent ass..... I want to do quite a few things to it..... but will just start with a kiss....
Mr_Viking
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You're AbsoFUCKINGlutely soooooooo Damn Fucking HOT
@Harley31, you're super delicious, super kissable, oh my, how could I stop staring at your amazing beauty and hotness 
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100% approve of this underwear!!!! WOW!!!!
You're AbsoFUCKINGlutely soooooooo Damn Fucking HOT
Thank you Trueman
Glad you liked them. I do not. Weird that a gstring feels like an intrusion on my crack but anals ok. Wtf lol
Touché. But let’s just say that for a rare catch like you, it takes a special kind of baitYou're quite the fisherman. The plan is to throw out sex gifs until a woman bites
Touché. But let’s just say that for a rare catch like you, it takes a special kind of bait
The worst day fishing is still better than the best day working lol
Usually, yes, unless you're a professional fisherman
An old fisherman, after a hellish day spent out in the rain without catching a single thing, suddenly feels a massive tug on his fishing rod. He fights with it for half an hour and, finally, pulls on board a stunning mermaid: a gorgeous brunette, with breathtaking model-like curves and a tail of shimmering silver scales.
The fisherman stares at her, completely dumbfounded for five seconds with his mouth wide open, then grabs her and hurls her right back into the water.
The mermaid resurfaces, furious and with her pride deeply wounded:
"Are you stupid?! I'm a magical creature, I'm beautiful, I can grant your deepest desires! Why on earth did you throw me back?!"
And the fisherman, looking at her in despair:
"Look, gorgeous, in my life I already made the mistake of marrying a woman who wouldn't sleep with me. But at least she tasted like chicken, you taste like sea bass and today is Good Monday!"
LMAO
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