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Ever since I've owned something larger than a single bed (over 25 years) I've always slept on the left (as seen from the foot of the bed). No matter where, a hotel, self catering place, at home - I sleep on that side.
 
It is incomprehensible to me why Will Smith has been SHUNNED for this
🤘Is not exactly what a husband, ANY husband whether rich or poor, SHOULD do when one insults his wife (& mother of his children) for a medical issue and such a public forum as THE OSCARS?
 
Years ago when I was living in the New Orleans area, during Mardi Gras or concert events, there were always "tourists" or "out-of-towners" that got rude and belligerent while in their cups,...lol EVERY time I was asked by said people where somewhere was, I'd give them the most fucked up directions that were nowhere near where they wanted to go....and I don't regret it at all lol
 
Conversations trigger spontaneous singing when they remind me of lyrics. Probably too often ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Lmao..,this just happened to me today at work....my supervisor was talking to myself and 2 other co-workers of mine about a problem and, out of nowhere, I said "if there's a problem, yo I'll solve it, check out the hook while my DJ revolves it" and proceeded to lay out the solution of said problem
 
Lmao..,this just happened to me today at work....my supervisor was talking to myself and 2 other co-workers of mine about a problem and, out of nowhere, I said "if there's a problem, yo I'll solve it, check out the hook while my DJ revolves it" and proceeded to lay out the solution of said problem
And, yes, there was much laughter but the problem was really solved lol
 
I was called precious.
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I think the REAL reason that the War For Independence back in the day actually started because those "across the pond" called their cookies "biscuits"
 
I've always wondered if you were in a refrigerated room, sitting in a bathtub full of Jell-O and farted, would the bubbles stink once the Jell-O solidified?
 

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