Group Banter Race to a million

[Maddiemoiselle]

Wwwwwhhhhhaaaaaaaaattttt

 

[vanilla_hips]

 

[BaileyXcX]

Metabolism

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

Benzodiazepines

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

*boop*

 

[BaileyXcX]

What’s poppin

 

[European_stormtrooper]

I am drinking a tea and procastrinating a lot ehehehe. That's what happening!

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

I am doing the same but with coffee

 

[European_stormtrooper]

How do you like your cofee, Maddie? (can I call you Maddie?)

 

[BaileyXcX]

I am about to get real busy

 

[BaileyXcX]

That’s why they call them business socks

 

[European_stormtrooper]

That’s why they call them business socks

This is a level of dad jokes I had yet to encounter this month. I think you should have a medal for it, Bailey!

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

How do you like your cofee, Maddie? (can I call you Maddie?)

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

How do you like your cofee, Maddie? (can I call you Maddie?)

But yes you can. And black. Like my heart.

 

[BaileyXcX]

Well I can’t take credit. It’s flight of the conchords

 

[BaileyXcX]

Also y’all

Someone got smoked up before their hiring meeting

 

[BaileyXcX]

I know what weed smells like derr

What were they thinking?

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

What. A. Dummy.

 

[BaileyXcX]

I am prolly gonna get death threats now

Womp womp

 

[BaileyXcX]

I had to report them. I would be in trouble if I didn’t