Game Conditions for kissing

[FlirtyC]

Under what circumstances/conditions/scenarios would you let the poster above kiss you...

*keep it kind, funny, and fun

 

[slutholly]

I want him to paint me. Not a portrait on canvas, I want to feel the brushes and the paint on me, let my skin be your canvas.

 

[DC1972]

As long as she is holding a box of pizza....

Or not.

 

[FlirtyC]

At least a dozen beers, $200, and a pinky promise of secrecy.

 

[Lilith2_0]

only if you can beat me in rock paper scissors three times consecutively

 

[FlirtyC]

Fair. But I get 100 tries to get those 3 in a row

 

[butterface]

Only if you ask me at least once.

 

[FlirtyC]

Only of she's still breathing.

 

[butterface]

Only of she's still breathing.

I don’t think that read the way you wanted it to

Only if he’s not choking me to death?

 

[FlirtyC]

I didnt mean to make that sound murdery

After or before pizza. No exceptions.

 

[MelancholyArtist]

I suppose after he provides a sealed bottle of an 18-year single malt scotch.

 

[Lilith2_0]

He’s gotta serenade me first

 

[FlirtyC]

She'll need to book an appointment with my assistant. Currently many spots are open but they could go fast.

 

[butterface]

He’ll need to become a Phillies fan.

 

[FlirtyC]

She'll need to prefer the BJ's ️

 

[slutholly]

I just want your extra time . . .

 

[th11ckm4n]

Under the mistletoe

 

[Rocco99]

She'll have to be a fan of any team of the NFL other than the Cowboys

 

[FlirtyC]

Not at all interested

Not even for $10k ....

I'll do it for $5k.

 

[Lilith2_0]

Subject to availability, background checks, and current market conditions