Is it wrong?

Is it wrong to leave your husband home ( most of the time I don't think he even knows that I leave) after fixing your hair, makeup, a little hint of fragrance.....that killer low cut skin tight Red dress, hose, garters and some nice heels. No panties or bra and see if i can get some attention at the grocery store????? I have to go anyway, might as well have some fun....Right? I asked a cute guy the last time I was there what the difference between butter and margarine was as i had a stick firmly in my hand. I really think he blew his cork right there. I would never cheat, but the thought of being on my own again has crossed my mind quite a few times in the last month.
I know I'm a little late to this but damn that's hot, I'd blow my cork too probably (or pitch a tent at least), anyways maybe hubby just needs a little more enticement, it's not wrong for you to want attention.
 
Is it wrong to leave your husband home ( most of the time I don't think he even knows that I leave) after fixing your hair, makeup, a little hint of fragrance.....that killer low cut skin tight Red dress, hose, garters and some nice heels. No panties or bra and see if i can get some attention at the grocery store????? I have to go anyway, might as well have some fun....Right? I asked a cute guy the last time I was there what the difference between butter and margarine was as i had a stick firmly in my hand. I really think he blew his cork right there. I would never cheat, but the thought of being on my own again has crossed my mind quite a few times in the last month.

What stick?
His joystick?
 
You could try crushing up some Male enhancement pills and putting it in hubby's coffee
 
stick of butter and it was starting to melt

It is wrong...

to ask a guy the difference between margarine and butter... because he'll just shrug his shoulders and say that they both spread about the same.

Its like asking if he prefers your left thigh to your right thigh.

...but if you melt some over his lips he'll get a better appreciation of how quality and flavor matter.
 
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It is wrong...

to ask a guy the difference between margarine and butter... because he'll just shrug his shoulders and say that they both spread about the same.

Its like asking if he prefers your left thigh to your right thigh.

...but if you melt some over his lips he'll get a better appreciation of how quality and flavor matter.
He should know that butter melts below skin temperature and be willing to test the theory, I love butter drizzled on me.
 
He should know that butter melts below skin temperature and be willing to test the theory, I love butter drizzled on me.

Do you have a theory on how to predict where and when a liquid droplet of butter will come to its final resting point when it starts flowing over a smooth curved surface?

I would think that there needs to be something blocking its trail otherwise it might just keep dripping endlessly.
 
Do you have a theory on how to predict where and when a liquid droplet of butter will come to its final resting point when it starts flowing over a smooth curved surface?

I would think that there needs to be something blocking its trail otherwise it might just keep dripping endlessly.
Chaos Theory works for me, and a tongue would be perfect for something blocking its trail :-)
 
Hmm, "chaos theory" thinks thinks this former grocery store attendant.

Why do I have to learn something new when my cock is so hard and all and everything that I want when you speak to me now is to hear your lips say "fuck" in the same way as my dreamy eyes said it when they gazed longingly at the way you walked through the store.

A liquid droplet, like a bead of sweat on the hottest day of summer, rolling slowly, enticingly down the nape of her neck, over the curve of her breast in a path directly towards a brightly blushed stiff aroused nipple.

Yes, I will eagerly volunteer my tongue and patiently lick my way to a butterfly effect.
 
What about garlic butter? Does it change anything? Or salted or unsalted butter? Or the heart healthy ones?
 
What about garlic butter? Does it change anything? Or salted or unsalted butter? Or the heart healthy ones?
lol I prefer the full flavor real hard stick of butter that just melts in your hand. Besides i do think the guy blew it right there. He kind of left in a hurry with his hand over his crotch.
 
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