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Dirkthedaring
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Blue Burrito lmao
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Calazviel
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Blue English Muffin
Oooh you're so getting a solo! And throwing smokey Bacon jerky out to the crowd!!Black Smokey Bacon
You must have butterfly pasta nipple tassles ... purely because I've never seen a man wear nipple tassles ... YET!
Next headliner performance FO SHO! Now where's my little helpers? (we're not allowed to call them midgets anymore, apparently it's not very pc!) We need them to get to work on dying and whipping the cream for Ms Violet's big show stopper and YES, she is totally coming out of a cake!
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"I'M BLUE DABADEEE DABADYYYY" Theme song for this sticky, sweet performance!
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Calazviel
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I'm so hairy I'm dreading taking the caramel out after lol
THIS @LilithX is gonna be all military Madonna dressed with "army" of gay boy backup dancers (sorry Gaga, love ya but Madge did it first) in cammo gear with guns n shit to the song "Bad romance!" RAAH RAAH OOOH MAMAAAA!
The little people have got it sorted, we pay them VERY well to do ALL sorts of jobs and get into ALL sorts of places! It's ok, they have a fetish for being told what to do and we pay them handsomely as a bonus and they have a pet bear that loves caramel so it's a total win win!
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Nude nuts
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nessabbyxo
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Exposed bagel lol
WHICH kinda nuts? (Just asking so I can say: "DEEZ NUTZ")!! Lol
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You the BOMB.com! I LOVE it! The alternative nakey word so did it lmao! Ok, I think we'll have to remove the cookies from your hidden nips, unvajjazle the MnMs from downstairs and get you some bagels ... not sure how we'll make em stick but the little people will!! XExposed bagel lol
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Lmao I'll ask Roman for some cream cheese lol it will stick then lmfao
Well that sounds wonderfully exotic and mysterious! Are you available Friday nights? Lol
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