Gnome here

[Gnome]

Hey everyone I’m somewhat new around here, I tend to drift around a drop dumb jokes or advise, I’m very open and always happy to chat, nice to be here. See everyone around .

 

[witchygirl]

Welcome to the madness lol

 

[Gnome]

*gulps with excited eyes*

 

[Freakishhottie]

Welcome Gnome, hope you enjoy FCN and all it has to offer. It tends to be addicting lol.

 

[Gnome]

You are so sweet!! thanks!

 

[Freakishhottie]

You are so sweet!! thanks!

Your welcome

 

[Melissaa]

Hey everyone I’m somewhat new around here, I tend to drift around a drop dumb jokes or advise, I’m very open and always happy to chat, nice to be here. See everyone around .

Lol sillyy taco lover you are not new anymore XDXD

 

[Freakishhottie]

*gasps* not new? Lol. Hi5s @Gnome

 

[Gnome]

Lol I can’t sleep... I feel like I’m new lol.. I never made an intro so cut me some slack no hehe?

 

[AmberDoll]

Happy Gnome Year so can i use you as a sex toy

 

[Gnome]

Happy Gnome Year so can i use you as a sex toy

I am a Gnome.. I do pack away quite neatly, I am also portable lol.

 

[AmberDoll]

do you come with batteries

 

[Gnome]

You know it goes.. batteries not included and you have to turn me on... how pittyful I know.

 

[Dcdevon]

Welcome to the site man. It's crazy as you can see . Since you have already been requested as a sex toy lol

 

[Kelsey12]

Funny story... back when I used to drink, I stole a gnome off the lawn from a lady down the street. Brought it to Europe on vacation with us, took pictures of it in front of all these famous places, and it got to where everyone wanted to take pictures with the gnome. We named him Charlie. Sent the pictures back with a note that said "Hi mom, having fun, be home soon." Put Charlie back when we got home. I really wish I knew what the lady thought when she saw the pictures.

Anywho, welcome to the forums.

 

[Gnome]

Welcome to the site man. It's crazy as you can see . Since you have already been requested as a sex toy lol

Uhh I don't this it was a request.. More a demand lol, thanks for the warm welcome!

 

[Gnome]

Funny story... back when I used to drink, I stole a gnome off the lawn from a lady down the street. Brought it to Europe on vacation with us, took pictures of it in front of all these famous places, and it got to where everyone wanted to take pictures with the gnome. We named him Charlie. Sent the pictures back with a note that said "Hi mom, having fun, be home soon." Put Charlie back when we got home. I really wish I knew what the lady thought when she saw the pictures.

Anywho, welcome to the forums.

Oh thats awesome haha, Travel Lost with Gnome

 

[AmberDoll]

Uhh I don't this it was a request.. More a demand lol, thanks for the warm welcome!

Im not that scary am i

 

[Gnome]

Im not that scary am i

Not scary to me hehe, Id more say interguing

 

[Lucan]

Ayyyy gnomeo! Welcome to the dark side, how's Juliet doing?